WARNING!!!! On Second Thought, Lets Not Warn Them...

This country has become overrun with stupidity and it is for sure that Wisconsin has no shortage. Don't beleive me? Go outside for a walk. Drive down the city streets. Watch the news. Hell, go sit at the mall and just watch and listen to people. Common sense is a thing of the past. Who's fault is it? Our own. We cater to it. We cause it. We accept it and we even let them sue if we don't warn them enough prior to their act of stupidity. So now we have rich stupid people. Thank God they don't have sense enough to do anything with it.

A simple two step fix.
1. Stop with the frivilous lawsuits for people being stupid.
2. Remove the warning labels from everything.

I'm serious. Enough with the warning labels. We will quickly weed out those who are too stupid to live and stop their gene pool within a few years. If you really have to have a warning label on a package of fish hooks that says harmfull if ingested, we don't need you. You are too stupid to live. The rest of us will be safer with you (like the rest of the fish that couln't figure it out) dead.
If BillyBob is enough of an idiot to put his hand under a running lawnmower to pick up his hat then my guess is he wouldn't be able to read that warning label in the first place, so lets get rid of them...and him.

Have you seen some of the ridiculous warning labels that are out there the company's have to put on their products to try and protect themselves from the stupid?

These are all from American made products:

• A popular scooter for children that warns: “This product moves when used.”
  
• An electric hand blender promoted for use in “blending, whipping, chopping and dicing,” that warns: “Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating.”
  
• A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before folding
  
• A household Rowenta iron warns users: “Never iron clothes while they are being worn”
  
• A label on a Sears hair dryer reads, “Never use hair dryer while sleeping”
  
• A warning on an electric drill made for carpenters cautions: “This product not intended for use as a dental drill.”
  
• A smoke detector warns: “Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire.”
  
• A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, “Do not drive with sunshield in place”
  
• A cartridge for a laser printer warns, “Do not eat toner”
  
• A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: “May irritate eyes”
  
• A snowblower warns: “Do not use snowthrower on roof.”
  
• A dishwasher carries this warning: “Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.”
  
• On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding "Product will be hot after heating."
  
• On a string of Christmas lights "For indoor or outdoor use only."
  
• On Sainsbury's peanuts "Warning: contains nuts."
  
• On a child's Superman costume "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
  
• In the manual for a microwave oven "Do not use for drying pets."
  

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE::::::

The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: “If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.”

No more lawsuits + No more warning labels = No more stupid people.